"Come one, come all! Behold the unholy matrimony of technology and sorcery! Step right up, ladies and gentlecolts! Don't worry, the Golems are our friends, they are the wondrous weapon that will beat back the invaders! Immune to Zebra poisons and Griffin grenades, they are the new soldiers for the New Republic!"
"Why stop there! Golems can be domestic friends as well! From groceries to surgeries, these magnificent machines do it all! Step right for a live demonstration!"
*mechanical moaning* *sounds of creaking* *crowd screams*
"Wait?! What is it doing?!"
"Shut it down! Shut it down!"
*screams* *magical bolts*
End of Audio log: "The Prototype."
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